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Last Updated: 23.06.2025 07:42
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Then came..
No, not a chance
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Loons and Moons
Hysterias & Posteriors
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Thumbs down again.
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Next, they tried...
share office space ...
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Everyone loved it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Still no good.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Unacceptable again!
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No go.
No way
Minds and Behinds
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They put up a sign reading
So, the docs changed it to read
Just Forget it!
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Nuts and Butts
Another attempt resulted in ...
Freaks and Cheeks
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So they tried
Still no good